Dear Ralph Gilles,

I can’t wait to crash that thing...

That was awesome. I actually did watch it all the way through, even though I was planning to skip it. That level of modeling is amazing.

The Dude Abides...

You were just following orders, Patrick.

No, Dick, they’re all registered as 1965 cars.

‘93 Dodge Viper. In a world of blown small displacement motors. This monster.

I think the Santa Fe Extra-Large came out as a surprise.

Granted, I haven't been upclose to F1 cars or anything, but the cars I have seen up close have always had this "That'll hold long enough" vibe to them. You'll see things like the above where there's glues or bolts all over the place holding stuff together instead of being clean and fixed "right".

I'm not as impressed as most of you... and maybe its just my OCD nature but most of those button head allens are not even in a parallel line not to mention a button head allen (when compared to a hex head) is an inherently weak fastener. All in all much better work than I could ever hope to accomplish... just not…

Clearly

I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

...and on that bombshell, it's time to end!

Please don't enable people to add "-gate" onto the end of yet another controversy!

If I can poop in a toilet while making eye contact with the guy in the Nissan Cube following behind, nice price.

I had my retired greyhound in the back of my 1993 accord coupe driving out to my parents house and as i exited the freeway on the offramp I can to the stop sign a little hot and had to apply more than standard brake force... meaning I got more then standard stopping deceleration. At that moment my dog was resting…

What's my craziest animal in car story? I don't have any because animals are disgusting and I love my cars too much. In fact, most people are so disgusting I manage who is allowed to even ride in my car. Water only, no food, and smack your shoes together before putting your feet on my floor mats/carpet. I know,…