The additional tax burden might have diminished the elation, but not one of the recipients was worse off for having been given a fucking car.

House of Cars confirmed.

Oh no! They had to pay taxes on a free car!

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Wow, how racist do you have to be to be considered too racist even for the Daily Mail?

Yeah but then they’d have an auto-tracking buster for which you’d then have to have the supersecret auto-tracking buster buster... mothafukka!

Bye, Isaiah.

This person who found enough acceptance to wear makeup in a pic wanted to make a particular set of minorities feel unsafe and uncomfortable.

Jesus is a biblical figure. Troy and Greece had a war a long time ago. They aren’t related, but each carries its own historical significance. Saying “Jesus” is and has been for quite some time an expression of disapproving surprise, almost like “holy shit.” But one word instead of two. Referencing the Trojan war is…

Betting he self-filed in civil court. No lawyer needed. For his county that’s ten minutes of paperwork and a small fee; in his case, looks like he probably paid $28.

Seriously. Headline: “Breaking:  Hollywood Father Compliments Daughter In Normal Way, more at 11"

Yeah, it’s like the least-weird thing Travolta has said in a very long time.

You do, since you spent time clicking and commenting.

I like to think he screams “That’s what you get!!” repeatedly at his wife after he climaxes.

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.