Hell why complain. You got a section of the lawn cut for free.

I love that he borrows his son’s little league catcher’s gear to make his super hero costume so much. Little details like that put the movie over the edge for me. 

“Until you learn to master your rage—”
“Your rage will become your master? [Long pause] That’s what you were going to say, right?”
“Not necessarily.”

Wes Studi is a national treasure.

“For whatever reason, a lot of the early superhero movies were also superhero-movie parodies. Before the genre was fully formed—before it was even close to fully formed—movies were using it as grist for jokes.”

Only line I remember from this movie is the Shoveler saying, “We’ve got a blind date with destiny...and she just ordered the lobster.” I still think that’s pretty good.

This review is stupid. “Mystery Men” is a goddamn classic.

Mystery Men remains my favorite super hero movie, even after all these years. Maybe it’s just nostalgia, but there are certain lines and scenes in it that I absolutely adore.

“Lorraine, god gave me a gift... I shovel well, I shovel very well.”

“Honey, you shovel better than any man I’ve ever known. You’re a good…

Either fired or made president

Three games.

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”

My ghost will go sit next to his ghost then,cause I am DEAD at this comment!

“Out-of-Work Vampire Sammy Sosa”

He looks like Al Jarreau’s ghost.

He should have bought a dick camera. 

im not sure whats wierder here... the fact that there are shoe cameras

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

My brother is kind of a dick, but more in the borrow-tools-and-return-them-broken kind of dick, not so much a crash-at-my-house-and-kill-a-dude-and-leave-the-body-there kind of dick.

How it the HELL is that flip flop staying on?