Oh come on, give the people what they want. Story time on this shit Monday. I’ve got popcorn and everything. Please don’t make me go back to work. 

What if I told you.....that you can have black friends, black family members, and black co-workers....and still be racist.

This x1000

Heres’s a guide to Trump’s foreign policy. First, think - what would Putin want?

I’m still pissed the original Rosanne reboot was a thing. It is just so pathetic. They didn’t even have to be original, they could have copied Curb Your Enthusiasm and done a spiritual successor without actually doing an complicit reboot. Just have Sara as the mom, the progressive family she wanted and have the cast…

You could say the same about Nintendo, except they actually allow cross-play.

You can’t gaslight me, I’m from Flint, Michigan

This isn’t as great as the time when Sony dunked on Microsoft about letting friend’s borrow physical for this gen. But it’s up there, especially since it’s both Nintendo and Xbox poking fun at Sony. Too bad Sony doesn’t want to play ball. 

Exactly! I don’t know why this is pisses me off so much. Like we fucking told you! We told you about Donald trump too before the election. Goddammit. 

Yeah, women of colour have been trying to tell the white nice ladies this forever. Nice white ladies, sometimes other white ladies will do stuff you personally wouldn’t do, like be married to Donald Trump and complicit in his evil. Melania Trump is NOT an avatar for your feelings of oppression and fear under the Trump…

Also, his feminism doesn’t seem performative like that guy from Orange is the New Black or a few other men.  He is very active about speaking to groups of men about the importance of feminism.

Picture of the exhibit:

Actually I think this was the last birthday cake Dump sent, along with the bill:

Came for the lack-of-chin reference.  Leaving satisfied.  

“Maybe he’s not an intellectual, but he tried to be useful for his family,”

Don Jr. keeps all his intelligence in his chin.  

That film legitimately creeped me out to almost the point of terror. I was like “grandmother, what has thy wrought upon me! I am but 11!”*.
However it also fascinated me and it might have laid the first seeds of my love for horror.


*That’s how we spoke in in the previous century

I feel like this post really buried the lead, which is HOW GOOD THE ORIGINAL WITCHES IS. I remember Anjelica Huston equally awe-inspiring and terrifying my little second grade goth lesbian brain, and also that I loved this movie specifically cause the only male character was a mouse.

Off topic: I decided a few weeks ago to pause my adblocker on the Kinja sites I visit, including Jezebel, because I know the financial situation you all are in and I genuinely want to support you. I enjoy this site, and if dealing with some ads helps keep GMG afloat, that’s fine.