My girlfriend begs to differ.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

Wait.

This just in: Sony will not allow you to wear a Playstation shoe on your left foot while wearing an Xbox shoe on your right foot. Microsoft has confirmed they are fine with the practice.

I saw that picture of her and honestly thought she was a dude.

Shelley Winter’s Stunt Double ain’t shit.

Due process is exactly what’s happening. It’s standard human resources procedure to put people on leave while credible allegations are investigated. There are enough witnesses that the company has already talked to to make it a credible allegation. Read the details instead of reacting to the headlines. “Due Process”…

Michelson made most of that money through insider training and spotting rich hedge fund assholes 10 strokes for 250,000 per round. Golf isn’t athletics. It’s a skill but it’s not athletic.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

I had a gym teacher in high school, I actually took Basketball with him (that was the actual name of the class). It was an easy A, and it was literally just playing basketball for 90 minutes, three times per week.

Apropos of nothing, SVG will fuckin surprise you. I play regularly, and I’m pretty sure he could beat me one on one (for those who haven’t seen this)

Black women are so damn dope.

Look at poor number 22. His shoulders slump so expressively!

And it’s not exactly a false stereotype for a nail salon. If you have a problem with accents, don’t go to nail salons, Chinese (or just about any foreign) restaurants, international food stores, bodegas...in fact - don’t go anywhere. We won’t miss your racist ass.

What I don’t get about any of these racist ass racist wypipo blow-ups is this;

It was a stupid mistake right? No. A stupid mistake buying sweet onion ranch style beans when you meant to buy regular ranch style beans. What you did, you did intentionally. It wasn’t a choice that you were oblivious to. You fucked up, you got caught. In the words of Thanos, “I hope they remember you.”