Mate. I live here. It’s also (clearly) a bit of a piss take. I’m in my living room and the sun is shining its best on London.

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

Maybe Restoring Hope just came to the conclusion that life is meaningless and winning wouldn’t bring him any joy; but coming in last would greatly dishonor the weird little person who rides and kicks him, like he’s somehow the dominant species. Horse enthusiasts are the worst

History hasn’t ended yet.

It’s still entirely possible, I mean this was just a teaser...but we’ll find out in 2077 when it actually comes out lol.

Hnnnnnngggggrrrrrkkkkktttttthhhhh... *flatlines*

Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

So you think because he was “caught” masturbating once, he could have burgled the mobile home? This is too funny. How old are you? 92?

Let’s not sleep on the 11/10 shade being thrown by his attorney:

America is fine with a permanent underclass; it’s just when they ask to be treated with dignity that the “problem” comes in.

Agreed. Sounds like it was just 1 a-hole on the base, but hopefully he gets hit with a bunch socks filled with soap tonight.

I was hoping this would be the response. If you want to be assholes to the delivery people, don’t get access to the delivery service.

I love you, my nigga.

The issue at hand is that people have been advocating for Alice Marie Johnson long before Kim K. even knew her name, and it was only through her white privilege that she was able to get an audience with the President. That she did a good thing is commendable, but that she will get outsized credit for doing so is part…

consider yourself lucky Big Bird wasn’t there

Oh, Elmo was not fucking around. That’s just how things go in the Streets tho

I have no idea if this story is true or not, but I completely believe every bit of it because it’s true to me.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

They should let her press charges against the 2 guys. That sounds like false imprisonment and possibly a sex crime. Since he/they(?) were fired for doing it, it clearly wasn’t in the course of their actual duties.