Maybe he was somewhere sandy, and the scarf could double as a facemask.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

There are three bad quarterbacks on this team. One just has a pro-level arm.

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity.

I didn’t know the crap I pulled in Outrun 2006 was real.

You know, the one good thing about this election is that it has made it very, very easy to spot the racists and perverts since they’re basically walking around with placards declaring their repugnance.

I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Take your star, you jerk.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Title NEIN

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

Dear Trump Apologists,

This is how one should react to getting caught having sex with the cleaning lady:

Crush your enemies