(Live-action adaptations only)

MY GOD

This looks like a straight to DVD quality movie...

Longer is longer, even it’s just by a small amount of time. If you want a more convincing difference, run the same analysis with a wind speed of, say, 50mph.

The round trip flight without wind will take less time than the round trip with wind. Here is why:

“Gawker hires Lois Lane”

I’m glad you guys can poke fun at yourselves.

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

Superman Lois Lane is a dick.

Alternate headlines for this story:

Nanako Dojima, the exception to the rule that child characters are annoying

But in all seriousness, excellent article. It sums up how I’ve been feeling since this news was announced. I love DB and DBZ, but I feel like its time has passed.

Don’t worry Chewie, Jar-Jar died on Alderaan.

Fucking hell this is mighty awesome!

How the fuck do you use Jungle Book as an example of Lena Headley’s previous roles when she was SARAH fucking CONNOR before she was Cersei?!?

Hear me roar.

Whaaaaat?!

Space-time dilation, something-something handwave-y physics, voilà.