Man, I freaking hate the Bizzaros.

How about 90min of this instead?

I want Wonder Woman to come and defeat them both and tell them to quit being idiots and go fight Luthor before he gets away with his 40 cakes.

1) Neil deGrasse Tyson is in the trailer!?

Shots fired!

Yeah boss, I’m totes with you on this. And, I guess for those who argue that matches go too long, why not pump up the knockout ratio to x1.5? That usually brings the knockout percentage down from 150-160-ish to maybe 100-120-ish, like the older games.

Lower frame rate, but slightly smoother endless.

People keep saying wonder red. But... Ummm

You know you want it!

Come on guys, all jokes aside, Wonder Red deserves a place in Smash. W101 is exclusive to Wii U, a stellar game, and has a character moveset, personality and style that is practically designed for Smash Bros. I know the game isn’t hugely popular but having Red in Smash would be a king maker.

This image confuses me. Did Jesus-Bat-Tim die for our sodas?

"I can see Pizza over there."

Oh man, look at these Favorites from the official Konami Twitter account.

Come on. "Love" didn't transcend anything. The aliens with superadvanced science did all that.

Tou-fucking-che! Now that is some serious meta-level shit. You win today!

I call it YOUR GRAVE.

Oh this is so irritating on so many levels. It feels petty.

I just spent two hours playing Final Fantasy XV, which I can confirm is a real video game that actually exists. The good news: it's brilliant in a lot of ways, and from what I've played so far, it really does feel like a Final Fantasy game. The bad news? Well, it's got some serious technical issues, and I'm worried…

I'll get this out of the way.

Don't forget Bouncing Boy