When I started reading the article I was thinking, "this is a good example of how bad people can do good things and vice versa." But after getting to the end, I don't even think this guy's act of heroism was a good act. It seems more like getting revenge on the person who shot him in the face.

Oh I wish that I had Uncle Sam's girl.

Yes, everyone. Yes. If your girlfriend repeatedly tells you that your penis is repulsive in a way that causes you emotional harm, you should break up with her too. This applies in all directions.

I'm sorry, he needs to learn to be a fucking professional. If assholes don't disgust him, there's no reason a vagina should. That is some deep, other level highly internalized misogyny there.

His shitty attitude is not affecting his sex life at all. The only person affected is his girlfriend who now feels horrible about her body. The dude is doing fucking dandy.

I hope the guides are getting a decent slice of the pie and that they all go out for beers together afterwards and dish about the assholes they had to lead around all day. Actually, that sounds like a blog I would read the fuck out of.

Most Japanese people still don't know much about their country's history during WWII. It's simply not taught.

My wife bears a distinct resemblance to Merida, right down to the frizz, and her reaction to this is.... well, leave us say it's not doing stereotypes of redheads any favors. I'm inclined to sympathize; when the movie came out she talked a lot about how she saw a lot of herself in the character to the point that she…

They should give her back her weapons though. I wouldn't mind seeing her face slapped all over notebooks and chapsticks like all the other princesses so long as she can still have a bow and a quiver full of arrows.

Anyone's parents ever tell them what their names might have been? If I was a boy, I was going to be called Colin apparently, so I dodged a bullet there. (Doged a bullet WITH MY VAGINA.)

Wait... Guys.. What if she still is a 16 year old? This would all make sense. She's an angsty, Canadian vampire.

Well that's just not true. According to this database, a grand total of 7 public schools nationwide operate without receiving subsidies from their school or state.

Laura, let's give each other a big hug right now. Because that's the only thing I can do right now. Everybody, join in. Come on, group hug, guys. Let's bring it.

Is anyone else mildly pissed off by Amazon's "Women's Fiction" section on the Kindle store? It is essentially ALL romance and erotica, with the odd female bonding story thrown in, or something about wacky ditzy girls solving cute mysteries with cute guys. I can scroll through every goddamn book in it without finding a…

Have you guys seen the #CoverFlip stuff that Maureen Johnson has been talking about? Check it out here:

I cannot accurately describe my frustration and will therefore smash my hands on the keyboard until I feel it accurately expresses those frustrations. IGH Iwrhg uioah gwjet9 srtjg ig.

Ugh, that makes my heart break. I didn't know that. I am in a position where my father left my mother (after 30 years) for a new woman and even though it's not even a year old, he's trying to force her on us. He told my sister she had to call her "mom" if she wanted him to pay for her college education.

I'm really curious as to why they were shouting this particular day. Did they shout for help every day the kidnapper was away and this was the first time someone heard it? The Gawker article says there were chains hanging from the ceiling. Shudder. I guess we'll learn more as they investigate and interview these women.

In my extended family Zooey Deschanel's popularity seems to break down pretty strongly along gender lines. For the guys, I suppose she has a pretty, quirky manic pixie nerd appeal. The women tend to find pretty irritating.

Oh no, someone found a way to make Zooey Deschanel more annoying. :(