Bingo. It's a tough reality, but every woman I've ever known who's given me the big 'I can't get along with girls' speech has actually been completely insufferable, and has only managed a group of male 'friends' because they wanted to or were screwing her.

"I intimidate some girls"....hmm...maybe the problem isn't the other women.

This is a hard thing to say, but after a joke like that I think you should just beat it.

Quit jerkin' around

You fenimists won't be happy until it is ILLEGAL to hang dong in front of classrooms full of students. YOU DESERVE GRAPE

What a jack off.

Amidst all the sadness/rage that this asshat makes me feel, I wanted to highlight the awesome male student counterprotesting next to this guy with the sign that says, "YOU DESERVE GRAPE."

Those misogyny bingo cards would be great for this post.

Biggest goddamned pet peeve ever. "Oh, wow, you've got a firm handshake." Fucccck you.

This makes sense, as men are incapable of reading literature written by women, which is also known as cliterature. When they open one of our books, they hear the yawning screech of vaginas, and are likely to be sucked into our hysterical ramblings, never to be peen again.

I used to be a Wikipedia editor but I quit because people were so hostile to me. Wikipedia editors pay a lot of lip service to "how to fix the lack of women issue" but when it comes down to it they won't defend female editors from the massive hostility they face on the site. Editors will hide behind barely disguised…

THHEEE HEEEEELLLLL?????

Oh... was I not supposed to eat that? I mean, it was in the bowl, so I assumed it was to eat.

"THOMEBODY HELP, I GOT MY TONGUE STHUCK IN THE PISTHIL!"

I think Scarlett wore this one to the BBQ at Twelve Oaks...

Also if anyone can come up with a good reason I was searching Supernatural GIFs on "company time", that would be great. I work in construction, so something related to that would be great. You know, just in case anyone asks.

I have a job and am looking forward to law school very much. Thank you for the advice!

Yeah, I'm doing all Jensen Ackles gifs today. See if I can find an appropriate one for every post I make.

I'm excited to see how these come out. I feel like these will make for some good reads. Nothing reads better than crazy.

I hope the cops accept this as my defense argument when I start beating up "star athletes" who sexually assault people and the administrations who defend them.