This seems especially fitting, since those two actors are from Texas.

A gif party you say?

An excellent use of gifs indeed.

That gif does make me awfully happy. And I think we all need it after the crap that ended the evening.

I kept seeing this quoted and was looking EVERYWHERE for this clip! Thank you!!

Ooh, that man does know how to make an entrance...

My sister and I literally had a basket of beanie babies. We never expected to get any money for them, and they were just the cheap, run-of-the-mill beanie babies. And every time we got new ones, my sister and I would hold a "Beanie Baby Meeting" where we pulled out aaaaall the beanie babies (even the ones we didn't…

The advent of the keyboard has certainly been helpful in that regard, as I'm told they can just kick the keys furiously.

Oh no. Actually—little known fact—but Watership Down was also written by a rabbit. Rabbits frequently communicate in the form of prose and poetry, you know.

I think anyone who's read/seen Watership Down knows that bunnies are capable of being downright vicious.

Or just do what Jenna Marbles recommends to make a guy (or, really, anyone) go away: Throw them the Face

Because he lacks inches elsewhere?

Heeey, you know what ELSE was very popular with up-and-coming young male traders in the 1980's?

That costume makeup... It's essentially Johnny Depp doing red-face doing white-face.

Wow, and here I thought the article was going to be about parents spanking their children. I... did not expect this.

Maaaybe both?

Yep. Sounds like a typical day to me!

You would think that, 52 years later, this guy would've had the decency to just DIE ALREADY!

I'm in the process of reading the book and literally just finished the part about the Red Wedding when the internet blew up about it.

Gosh he's pretty. Knee-pads and all.