KupaMan
Jared Johnson
KupaMan

Imagine having this much energy to be an asshole on the internet for no reason

Casually refers to Dykstra as a ‘whore’.
Implies the only POSSIBLE explanation for this story is a ‘career boost’.
Openly wishes for more porn over truth-telling about abuse.
Concludes the only way to be ‘genuine’ is to 100% confirm his narrative.

Wow, you seem like a pretty genuinely awful person. I was going to say more, but no that suffices. You’re awful.

Go fuck yourself.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?

I stand with Jameela. And given our relative heights, I probably make a perfect elbow rest.

Things are starting to change. Slowly but surely. Every man who speaks out about his abuse is one more voice to add to the chorus. We need to be better when it comes to encouraging men to share their stories. Our culture is so obsessed with this outdated idea of manliness.

The HFPA has always been a joke but it’s now clear that it’s an especially sick one.

Eh?

My niece, who is 13, was watching this and, as a bullied kid, THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS THE WAY TO GO.

If she did the SAME thing, the kids would feel bad and she would get the justice she ‘deserved...’

We have JUST now got her to some REAL help. Having to watch a therapist tell a child that something she saw on television

“This Terrence Malick movie needs to be longer!” - no one ever

Barney Miller-style

Pretty much always gonna be a money thing

Then don’t treat him as sympathetic. We probably were meant to see him as such to begin with, but the more this goes on it reads like someone who made his bed but realizes he wants something more comfortable.

Yeah, no, Jenny Slate’s pronunciation is fine.

There’s a reason that the Poison Control Center has a section about toothpaste that says “fluoride can lead to more serious toxicity in large amounts” - so yeah, fuck this guy. Throw his ass in jail.

Sorry, we only make laws here to increase prosecution of colored people.