It’s just that the festival has chosen to celebrate distribution rather than the art of cinema.”

Hey, The Muppets is more than decent. It’s good, even.

And the coconut gag from Monty Python happened because they couldn’t afford horses. Necessity truly is the mother of invention.

If I have the facts wrong, then I retract my comments.

Yeah, it’s probably unpopular to say you’re tired of the fanservice in a fanservice MMO.

I’ve always liked Brendan Fraser and he always seemed like a standup guy. If I’m rooting for anyone to have a comeback, it’s him.

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

To their credit, the FFXII remaster was actually spectacular. Most of the other stuff, though...

Not sure about it. The beat gets really weird. I am sure by time Kingdom Hearts 3.75 and 3/4ths remixes it for the 12th time I’ll dig it.

What’s the endgame for these edgelords? Suicide is a problem. It devastates families. You don’t see me out there telling recovering alcoholics “Pick up the bottle YOU PUSSIEZZZZ.”

I have a meat allergy from a tick bite called Alpha Gal. Consuming mammal could literally kill me with an anaphylactic reaction. It’s imperative I know all ingredients I come in contact with. I do ask the servers/counter people about ingredients, but having worked in foodservice before I know not to trust their…

Yeah, but Gerwig is someone we like at the moment. MEN is not someone we like at the moment. So we can let things slide with Gerwig. Allow nuance. Forgive her for not having the perfect response at a given moment. Give her a do-over.

shut up

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Waste of money, just as frivolous as tax cuts for the rich.

Right on. He’ll put it on his website and I’ll torrent it six hours later.

I’d really like to see this film. Does that make me a bad person?

As an aside, I marvel at the fact that movies continue to ask whether humans are interested in fucking robots. Yes. They are. We settled this. Just stop asking.

I say this knowing that Alita came out in the ‘90s.

Robert Rodriguez is helping out and honestly as far as adapting he has some legit credit, so I think I’m cautiously optimistic about this.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”