Are guys allowed to go? Mite b kewl.

Eh, people can't help what turns 'em on. Personally, I'd rather someone got their fix in a porn cartoon than in real life when it comes to stuff like this.

I'm going to be real freakin' sad if we end up having to play as some moody cunt the whole game.

The fact that you don't think it's easily treated causes me to realize you're not up to date on treatments.

It's pretty simple, actually. If you burn more calories than you consume, you lose weight. Aside from having a parasite inside of you, or some kind of tumor, this won't change.

Those things aren't even related. Not even a little. Bad information like this is what causes a lot of fat people to simply give up, assuming there's nothing they can do about their weight, leading to a life of bad health.

People, please understand - this article isn't saying that consuming fewer calories while burning more isn't effective - that's still the only way to lose weight. It's simply saying that it's important to approach it in a smart way.

Except that when you're married to her, her credit rating takes a huge hit because of your shit money management. Additionally, it's not like you having one back account instead of two has any effect on your credit rating. If you're over 50, you should understand this stuff a little better - you won't be able to…

Hot dang, this is a laaaate response, but I didn't even know that was a thing. Thanks!

I wouldn't say it's a particularly sad video. Without any context, it's just a dude singing to his baby in the NICU (which, granted, you never wanna have to deal with, obviously). The story is what's sad here.

I dunno, maybe you're just stupid, or your game-store employees are unusually smart. It's worked for me 100% of the time.

I'll give you $50 if you can find a way to copy a game for the PS4 and have it actually work with any system (PS4, XBone, or PC). I'm not joking - I'll paypal it to you immediately. It's fine if you don't understand what DRM is or how it works, but copying games isn't really a thing you can do, unless you're talking…

I never said anything about a different game - I want my money back. It's pretty easy, actually.

The sensors are just little pieces of paper that turn pink when they're exposed to water. You pour bleach on them and they go back to white. Unless they've seriously upgraded them in the last couple generations, which I guess is possible (but seems like a big waste of money, since their prices haven't gone up).

What shitty store do you go to that won't replace a broken disk they've sold you? You just go in, but another copy of the game you want, bring it home, swap the discs. Bring the broken one in "Hey, this game was scratched when I took it out of the case. Can you replace it?". Then when they bring it, put the phone away…

You're really only reinforcing my idea that you're an asshole. I've used both Verizon *and* Frontier extensively, and as long as I'm friendly and civil, they've always helped me out. You must be a pretty big dick to get hung up on multiple times by Verizon, because they're ONLY allowed to do that when the customer…

Pour bleach on the water indicators. Problem solved.

It's absolutely natural to want stuff for nothing or as little as possible, you twat. You're absolutely an idiot if you think that it's not natural to try and stretch your dollars as far as you can.

It's evil week, retard.

That's okay with me - small companies typically sell (essentially) the same thing for a much higher price. Their only selling point is that they've got better customer service, which nobody gives a shit about anyways. I've got the product for years, and I'm in the store for an hour or so. I'll save the money if it…