Because being charming and attractive is all it takes to be successful if you know how to swing it.

hang on a sec...

You don't have to put "TRIGGER WARNING" before something completely benign. You're annoying.

That's fair - I sure hope that some day I don't get a job because they had to give it to someone less-qualified so they wouldn't appear as if they were giving all their positions out to white males.

LOL GOT 'IM GOOD M8

That was stupid of you.

So we can see them? Fucking idiot.

I would also say this if nude pictures of me leaked.

Who cares? This is a victory for all of mankind.

YES THIS IS AWESOME THANK GOD

Just buy it, then it stops!

Though I probably won't be getting an Alienware, I think the number of people you see buying gaming computers depends on how old you are. I've built my last 5-6, but I'll probably be buying pre-builts from now on (though I might just buy a non-gaming desktop and add in a discrete card myself later on). Everyone I know…

We're a kindred spirit.

This is a different generation. They're not splitting their userbase, they're moving on. It's no different than Sony 'splitting' their userbase by releasing the PS4.

So, do you just not buy video games, then? I have an xbox 360. Microsoft announced this new console called the Xbox One, and it completely invalidated my current console.

From Jezebel: "FUCK OFF YOU MRA ACTIVIST YOU OWN THE WORLD GIVE ME FREEBIES"

I don't know that I've ever purchased DLC before, but for a deal like this? I'm down.

lol, that's actually kind of impressive.

I always viewed it a lot more positively than "no fat chicks". It's like "look, I don't automatically rule out everyone over 120 pounds, because that doesn't even make sense for some women's body types", but I guess I'm an optimist.

"Let's make a convention based on where you put your dick/vagina, also that you play video games"