I specifically chose a thin gaming laptop because I want something I can easily play games on, but that doesn't weigh 45 fucking pounds.

Hopefully nothing goes in the game, honestly.

Keep this guy out of the game. Give an honor like that to someone who died for others and was a fan of the series, not someone who killed himself and was a fan of the series. Serious disrespect to much more deserving individuals.

I also don't want it in the game. Some random dude kills himself, and he's a huge fan of the series. No dice. Some famous dude kills himself and he's a huge fan of the series. Tributes in the game.

It offends me. I'm genuinely tired of hearing about him. There's a lot of massive Zelda fans out there. Just because someone famous happened to kill himself while also being a fan of the game doesn't get him a free cameo pass into it. Ugh, I can't wait until this shit goes away.

I could totally see the lore for mega slowbro being super dark. Like, it could be one of the most powerful pokemon in the game - like Slaking powerful, but able to attack every turn. The pokemon only gets something like 5-6 moves, though, before the shell eats him and he blacks out, then has to go to a pokemon center…

Energy takes the path of least resistance.

Though I agree with everything you said, Steam did just release Counter Strike: Global Offensive.

Thank you for pointing that out, lol

What are you even talking about? Shut up.

Remember, folks - if someone out there has a worse life situation than you, you're not allowed to be sad!

The only difference with vodka is how little burn there is. I used to go to Russia for work, and they're honestly masters of the craft. The stuff tastes almost exactly like water, but it gets you hammered.

I used to go to Russia occasionally for work. There was a scam there where a guy bumps into you and drops his wallet. If you pick it up, he thanks you and takes it back, but then yells at you for taking cash out. Nearby cops (who are in on the deal) will come and threaten to throw you in jail if you don't give the guy…

I'm sure the kid was being a dickhead like that because he never got pies. I'm sure he didn't get them all the time, knew exactly what they were, and knew that being a shithead got him that food.

And people pay for that shit? PASS.

That movie had the coolest ending

What the fuck are you trying to say?

Because the Germans aren't Nazis, you dolt.

Uh... this actually looks really cool, but doesn't the environment seem a little... sterile? I feel like the preview had a whole lot of empty space with a few interesting items to check out.

I sure hope these live up to the legend of the originals. I never discovered the games when I was a kid, and I only saw them being played because of game grumps. I'd love a chance to play a new one!