I can't really fault the Golf Channel for this. Live broadcasts are a real pressure-cooker.

THIS IS AN IRON MAIDEN THREAD, SIR.

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

...Don't...walk on a fucking racetrack?

I'm not from Tampa Bay. Only marine life is from Tampa Bay.

"The Mariners, just on the edge of contention and with a lot of good young players who could be traded for win-now rentals, haven't done squat, and they're apparently holding up all kinds of other deals."

Report: MLB GMs Are Sick Of Dealing With The Mariners

Report: Seattle residents are sick of watching the Mariners.

You have it wrong, friend. As we just learned from the NFL, possession of marijuana is worse than assaulting a woman, so I think "Scoop" here is correct in reminding us who the real criminal here is...

You have to admire the Gnostics. It takes balls to believe that God exists, but he hates you.

Don't kid yourself. He'd be here bitching if he knew how the internet worked.

This guy is everything Kid Rock should have been.

Im sure the 100's of gallons saved will make a difference

The only two groups of people who ever seem to sing it correctly are military members and high school students.

Jesus. I don't watch UFC. This makes me feel better about that.

While I clearly have very little knowledge on this subject and haven’t heard of The Armstrong Lie until now, I still feel compelled to ask whether you believe that the government can justify its actions of facilitating and funding a fraud of an operation which completely fooled Americans into believing that we…