Witness.

Makes sense. Everyone knows the best way to spend hours sitting next to a stinky ex-con with a meth problem is to just hail him as your Uber driver.

The next time I see someone using their phone while driving, I’m going to throw my beer at them.

imagine a viper v10 that revs to 8000+ my dick would be diamonds

Pickup trucks should all fit a fucking 4x8 sheet of plywood IN THE BED like god intended.

A lot of cars in California seem driverless right now

If you drive a car which requires premium, but you can’t afford premium, then you are driving a car you cannot afford to begin with.

“Press Y to Rewind”

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore

The ant worked hard to store enough food for the winter.

The stuck:

Getting to the Bay Bridge toll plaza most mornings.

I had an beater 87 K5 for a couple of years that was a dedicated trail rig. Nothing really crazy done to it other than a 4" leaf spring lift and 35" tires. Anyway about 15 years ago I was out with a buddy wheeling the local mountains which was a popular area, and the trail we were on completely eroded as I drove over…

Any Lambo: your shirt buttons would pop open, your chest hairs would suddenly pop out to the size of a bush, your skin would turn orange, then you’d be crushed to death by a thousand vaginas.

It was 1995. I had a ‘86 Trans Am - dark blue over silver, but saddled with the pathetic 150hp 305 LG4 - but at least it had a stick.

I actually enjoyed the news segment because it was nothing but witty banter between hosts.

GT > TG

If they don’t pair up and name themselves White Lightning and Chocolate Thunder, I want no part of this.

You didn’t even mention the terrible sight lines you get from having two walls on either side of you. Fighter pilots are all about situational awareness, that’s why they have a canopy. The TIE’s are literally blind to anything that’s not directly in front of them.