Fucking voodoo is the most enjoyable kind of voodoo.

One word answer: Witchcraft.

As a prolific watcher of anime, you don’t deploy your ultimate weapon until it has the greatest dramatic effect. See: Giga Drill Break in Gurren Lagann, Bankai in Bleach, etc.

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Poor Korean defenders next week.

and surprisingly korea is still technically in it, too, they just have to beat germany by two and need mexico to win clean against sweden. which is not the most ridiculous scenario in the final match day. i don’t think germany is as likely to give up a goal though because boateng pushing up the field is what has led…

“Mexico are locks to make it into the Round of 16.”

This means that that Mexico can still be eliminated!

Just to add, I can’t imagine many players even attempting a free kick like that from that position. Fortunately for Germany, almost no one is like Kroos.

Boateng’s red was a blessing in disguise because it forced some variety into their attack. Boateng was leading every charge into the Swedish half which is...not ideal.

I will be honest, when Boateng got that red card, I just lost faith that Germany would win this game. I was already mentally explaining to myself that at least Germany’s youth team is really good and they should be able to bounce back for the Euro 2020. Then that Kroos moment happened and I remembered why I love this…

Just like WW2, Germany making Swedes neutral with a lightning strike

There is a reason tournaments are played with 3 buttom mouses only. Or did TP think it’s because they are cheaper?

His Ken Shamrock match is (in)famous for the two of them just beating the everloving shit out of each other. Shamrock was still green as goat shit, with In Your House 15: A Cold Day in Hell being his first pro-wrestling match. Vader was known for being a bit stiff in-ring, and having this fresh new guy meant that the…

I somehow got it in my head as a kid that Vader WAS Ethan Suplee’s real dad. Pretty good bit of casting there.

You leave out Arthur Friedenreich and Ademir and, arguably, Neymar. 

It’s worth mentioning that Vader was the opponent in the famous match where Mick Foley lost his ear, but Vader wasn’t the cause of it. Foley and Vader had some really stiff matches where Vader injured Foley in other ways, but the ear was lost due to overly tight ring ropes.

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

The dipshit on the far right looks like he's about to explain why it's OK to use the n-word in public.