The Wicker Cat

When I saw Harvey with the walker the other day, I reminisced fondly about that brief period where Cosby was “blind.” Remember that? Haha, good times.

My MIL used to do this once she retired. She was like an Army general. She was very active in her tiny non-Catholic church and would drive around in her beat-up car brow-beating local supermarkets and food places to give her everything they were going to throw away but was still edible. Bruised fruit and vegetables.…

The fucking BE BEST tiles. fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

You’re mostly correct but it isn’t even close to the most thankless job there is.

The level of thought you have put into this is admirable. 

Wikipedia tells me that Rena Sofer is engaged to a man named Sanford Bookstaver, who she was previous married to for 14 years and has two children with.

Bold and the Beautiful is still a show on CBS.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

It would be great if they did an episode where she goes into someone’s house to help them clean it up and it’s full of all the stuff she sells online.

I hated, hated, hated that movie.

Of course, back then no one had heard of Scarlett Johnasson.

Wait, Kat Von D did the tattoo? Yeah, fuck them both.

No comment on activists or vegans, but that is a terrible idea for a tatoo. I hate it. And why pay a bunch of money for Kat Von D to do it if it’s literally just block letters. Did I mention I hate it? I hate it.

Some of the seasons (specifically It’s Alive and Gourmet Makes.. maybe more?) are on Amazon Prime, too.

Am verily drunk today.

“Effectuate” annoys me because “effect” is not only a shorter word, it’s also semantically correct.

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.