Kourtney should just stfu. She sounds more insufferable than goop, and, btw, “poosh"? Seriously? That's the best her people could come up with? It's pitiful!
JESUS CHRIST THEIR FACES ARE SLIDING AROUND ON THEIR FACES. MADNESS REIGNS. THE ELDER GODS WOULD RISE, BUT THEY’RE TOO FUCKING CREEPED OUT.
Ok I’m going to defend Starlight Express just because it is utterly indefensible. Everything about it is wrong. Everything about it is wrong on roller skates.
Please neuter/spay.
most dizzyingly atrocious musicals of all time
Purely from an optics perspective, this rebuttal from the GOP would have looked a lot better if their own female minority representatives had issued it.
Pence doesn’t care about the people in these camps. Most of them don’t speak English, and therefore can’t accept Jesus Christ as their savior. If Jesus loved them they wouldn’t be poor and desperate to begin with.
It bears repeating that Hershey’s “Chocolate”® essentially goes through a forced spoilage process during manufacturing, which adds copious amounts of butyric acid (a chemical also found in vomit) to the final product, resulting in its signature “coying sweetness plus revolting sourness” taste. This has become so…
Wow, this dude’s face is all smushed down into the lower half of his head. I’m doubtful that this administration will do anything decent and have him step down, so for now I’m just gonna take low blows at how ugly this motherfucker is.
I mean, it took like 4 trials for John Gotti to be found guilty, but no one ever thought he was innocent. The court of public opinion operates under different principles than criminal courts do.
Lizzo’s Ursula would pick up a piece of coral from the bottom of the ocean and play it like a flute and it would be amazing.
Poor here. They are locking up the school officials involved. In fact, they will get the most time, because they aren’t rich.
“If you'd told me ten years ago that I'd be solving the world's energy problems, I'd have said you were crazy. Now let's push this big ball of oil out the window."
Summer, 1995. My high school crush and I get general admission tickets to see Live (yes, I’m old). We fight, and I mean push and shove, our way all the way up to the front, with hot, sweaty bodies on all sides. It was gross, but once we got to the front, there was air and of course, we were inches away from the band.…
They tried, but all the clone would say was, “Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!”
I’m sure they paid an ungodly sum to hear this brain dead simpleton blather on about “nutrition”.
Holy fuck, whoever that is, FINISH A SENTENCE. “I just.. wanted it to be... and I thought that... but in the end it was really... so then I... alright, just take me! I’m chum in the water!”
Thanks for writing this. Looking back on it, seeing Pedro on the show was the real lynchpin that started my climb from dyed in the wool conservative Republican (grew up with it, Catholic school indoctrination) to the extremely, um, passionate Progressive I am today. Prior to seeing Pedro, all I knew of homosexuals…
I can’t believe Jimmy Fallon has the balls to say “no laughing” to anyone.