This federal employee needs a drug test.

You best believe Meghan, co-host of The View and defender of her father’s legacy, wasn’t going to let that pass without a response, just like she always does.

How come you guys aren’t naming and shaming all the other rich assholes who did this, in addition to the 2 actresses?

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.

He’s basically Jenna Marbles but way worse.

Someone explain the title of this show to me. When (what/who) calls the heart? It seems so incomplete.

Within an hour last night, my Twitter blew up about this and while he sounds like a true gem, I don’t feel like I've missed anything by being unaware of his existence.  How do people like this become so famous?

She posed for photos on a rowing machine. Come on. She might not be the best or the brightest, but she clearly is a breathing human being who has thoughts. Maybe most of her thoughts are about cheek highlighter and sponcon, but she must have other thoughts as well. Probably.

Thought it was shitty that they attacked a visably pregnant woman for an innocuous comment. That was obviously in the mind of that protestor, because she said to Chelsea that she hoped she “felt it deep down inside.” Fuck that protester. That was appalling behavior toward someone who didn’t deserve it, in a world…

I don’t have a mom anymore. She died last Saturday morning after only two days in hospice. Over the past four months we made 7 trips to Houston (14 flights), 7 rental cars, 9 airbnbs...I worked so hard to get her top notch treatment and it just wasn’t enough. If you have a great mom - like I did - call her and tell…

A woman not affiliated with my work place called because her mother is dying and she needed some help with practicalities. She kept apologizing too. I told her she had nothing to apologize for, with me she could feel all her feelings and it was a safe space. She started to cry, said it was the first time she had, and…

I elevate him to the status of man.

“Best wishes to all the murdered people!”

Okay, there’s so much about this story that makes me want to smash things, but one of the biggest is this: “That a parent’s zeal for her children’s future may have overcome her better judgment for a moment is not only unfortunate, it is, I know we parents would agree, a universal phenomenon.”

I do feel sorry for Tyra here, inasmuch as she seems very invested in this and Naomi just... isn’t. She straight up said “it’s not that deep” - you’re right Naomi, but damn.

It's the expectation of the spoiled brat.

I can actually see Jeff Bezos believing that the Wall Street Journal is basically his receptionist.

It’s all a matter of budgeting. Like, do you really need a chef 7 days a week? Give them weekends off and, right there, instant savings.

Some of the most talked-about studies going on in psychology right now are on depression and the patient’s perceptions of being needed. Very early results are that suicidal inclinations are linked to feelings of alienation and disconnection, and that we can ‘quickly’ alleviate the worst of these symptoms by helping…

Yeah, when I saw she was in her first year at a top MATH PhD program, I wondered about this...sounds like she was immensely talented, and it takes a very high achiever to accomplish what she did by the age of 23. PhD programs can really exacerbate existing mental health issues, especially in the first year, when…