If you want to dry off after swimming, fine, but only before you get out of the water.

There’s zero chance the ash on her forehead wasn’t reapplied several times before she went on camera.

The Gift of the MAGA

Remember when the vice President misspelled Potato and the entire country laughed him out of a job, and he remains a punchline to this day? I remember. Good times.

Donald fucking Trump “condemning” people for antisemitism is about as convincing as him “condemning” people for eating KFC.

lol, idiot.

Ugh Mad About You was terrible.  Why is this happening?

Ha! Yes, a casserole. I can absolutely picture Melania mixing up a can of cream of mushroom soup with some green beans and throwing some Durkee fried onions on it. Definitely.

Heh heh.  Someone gave Mike Pence a pearl necklace.  I assume Mother wasn’t in the room.

Wait, so you mean letting someone constantly pound nails into our balls for the last for the last 25 years is a BAD thing?!?!?!

Newman, a “very committed Christian,” told Campus Reform that she felt “punched in the stomach” by the university’s statement.

Also, maybe a fringe opinion, but what sort of a loon would even want to brag about it in the first place? “Nyah nyah nyah nyah, we made up an institution that fails outright in half of all attempts, and traps half of the remainder in a loveless, soul-crushing quagmire they can’t afford to escape.”  Big ups?  

What’s even better, is that you’re actually donating your money to the various charities that Newman’s Own contributes to, rather than another huge corporate entity.

A high school aged girl in my town wrote a play and sent it to Henry Winkler because she had admired him in Arrested Development and then saw him in a play. The guy took the time to call her, told her how wonderful her work was and then proceeded to work with her over the course of a few weeks to make some edits. …

Im going to bed, this better have 300 stars by morning.

I believe he can lie.

That poor guy died all alone on a bench in a Subway platform. The idea of that seems much worse to me than being forced to walk by him.

A total nightmare is a life or psychosis that would lead one to throw oneself in front of a train.

Jesus Christ.

This comment section is going to be a shit show.