“They didn’t capture the ESSENCE, man! It’s PURE.”

-How has he made “a dent” against Trump?

Do u?

He looks like what would happen if you microwaved Robert Redford.

The offending party in this tale does not require the requisite nickname.

DO NOT CONTACT HER DIRECTLY. Interaction is what these people want. Go to the police right away.

We only see it in a long shot,

This is exceptional. EXCEPTIONAL!

I will not give you a star because you are obviously wrong, but here’s some kudos 👏👏👏

Well played

Okay but where is the dick shot tho? Not watching this entire white people film just to see a long shot of a penis.

Basic rule of men’s fashion: never wear a tie that’s wider than your dick is long.

oh, shit.

Do you really have to stalk a Kardashian every move they make is on tv, social media, the internets, Just turn on your goddam phone and there she is. Like who is like I need to see more of the kardashians.

This is who the Republicans always were.

This is how it starts, folks. At his rallies, he had his idiot followers boo the media covering the event. Now he’s praising someone who physically assaults a media rep. Thi is the start of a trend that will eventually result in what’s allegedly being investigated in Saudi Arabia.

I always knew he was a fuckface.

It is the omen for which I have long waited.

I’m not paying $125 for a dildo painted with Marilyn Manson’s face unless it has all of his chins!

Why is the dildo in the header picture melting?