Also, if your PBS station carries Great Performances, this weekend’s episode will feature Nas performing Illmatic with The National Symphany Orchestra.

I know you’re being pithy, but the man literally did everything he could do. The American people didn’t listen to him. We fucked up royally. He owes us nothing now. I hope he enjoys his retirement, and emigrates to New Zealand or somewhere amazing, and never gives two more thoughts about America’s fate.

I kinda like the idea of someone calling their vagina an athlete. Idk what that makes mine though. A member of a walking club? Someone who occasionally plays sports but only while drunk?

And then my husband saved the day.

Agreed. Peacocks go out of their way to inconvenience people. I’m just stunned that someone has found one helpful

Janelle Monae’s profile always makes me gasp. She clearly knows her angles but also my goddness she is sculpted perfection.

I need to go find old articles about him because I swear every time a new headline pops up, he looks more deranged than before. It’s like watching a person morph into a pack of Skittles.

What about “I find this young man’s look troubling” - is that too elderly?

He looks like quite a scholar to me!

Not waiting 5 years until 2 more people disappeared to form a Task Force would have been nice.

I don’t understand what happened in the Katie Holmes anecdote. He was going to say hi to them, she tried to run away, but he said it anyway and it made her uncomfortable? Am I just high?

He’s the fucking President and he has time to engage in petty name calling?

Marzipan is basically cruising through life on good looks and charm ;)

In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015.

“In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015. So it sounds like they were super close.”

Anybody who unplugs Trump’s teleprompter tomorrow is my hero.

and a thought-leader unafraid to ask questions.

i liked Scott Baio a lot more when i forgot he was alive.

Accusations on Twitter! Denial of allegations on Facebook!

You can substitute a cracked egg on any breakfast sandwich for no additional cost, you just have to ask. I learned that from a friend who used to work under the golden arches.