What the hell are you supposed to eat? Sawdust?

THIS!!

I don’t like them too much either. Sweet potato fries especially are such a tease! Whenever I eat them I can’t stop thinking about how much better they would be if they were made with regular potatoes.

They do stuff worthy of recognition constantly. It’s always shitty stuff. ❄️

Can we get an accounting of how much taxpayers shelled out for this?

It’s so blatantly an effort to suppress voters, I don’t understand why anyone might think otherwise.

Worthy of framing, right there.

New year, new chance to break out “this is not normal.”

“Why it’s popular to slam white people” next to a picture of Tucker Carlson.

It’s frustrating that you’re sitting here focused on policing Megan for “internalizing abuse” (you know instead of the actual reality that is processing, and dealing with it in therapy, plus not speaking out because previously the men who were doing this were not being held accountable and ruining people’s careers).…

Men, stop insulting children by equating your bullshit behavior with theirs.

I know. The man has a PERSONAL CHEF, time, and money. This conversation needs to end now.

These celebrity diet endorsements always bum me out. If someone with seemingly endless resources can’t prevent weight gain, what hope do the rest of us have? Unlike Oprah or DJ Khaled, I don’t have a personal chef or trainer. I can barely afford a gym membership, which I never have to use, because I have to work…

Gettysburg Address, Zimmerman telegram and this fucking tweet.

I like it. Do it Donny, do it for the gainz (and also cause I heard Obama say you couldn’t).

How about once a month, and at no other time, he does 300 pound dead-lifts? You know, for body strength.

Don’t even joke about that.

I think aioli is overkill on this no matter what kind of cheese you use. But I’m not paid to design fancy sandwiches, so

That’s what I was going to say. I would add that in an election that seemed so close even though the choice was between a child molesting bible thumper and a man who got murderous Klan members put in jail, it’s shameful that voters were writing in joke candidates instead of doing their duty responsibly.

These write in ballots epitomize everything wrong with our system. These jerks are acting like there was no choice. There was. They’re just so brainwashed into a slavish devotion to the political party that they can’t accept voting for a person from another party, even when the representative from their party is a…