I know. I understand logically why he has to be, but it also makes me sick to my stomach. He might be eligible, but he’s not worthy.

You gotta admit, though, they nailed his fucking awful suits. Boxy jackets, shapeless pants hiked up over his gut, and that fucking tie four inches past his belt.

a thing? they’ve been together for 16 and have led a quiet, private life. Maybe more celebs should take note.

1) Do NOT let Donald Trump taint what is a wonderful thing for your mother.
2) Mazel tov!

In happier news:

Ann Coulter has dead-assed morphed into a white nationalist. I joked a few years ago that her columns were going to be posted on American Renaissance. And son of a bitch, there they are!

Well, 5-1. But in statewide AND Congressional elections the GOP are 5-7.

‘I said Gillespie and Moore would lose (for very different reasons),’

Just hours after the derailment he’s using it to pimp his next indignity without even acknowledging the human toll. This man truly is both a cad and a boor.

• The Senate’s Russia investigation is reportedly looking into Our Lady of RT, Jill Stein. [BuzzFeed]

How the fuck does he not know what the Daubert standard is, or what a motion in limine is?

What concerns me is this guy graduated from UVA and passed the bar exam. How the fuck does he not know what the Daubert standard is, or what a motion in limine is? I’m glad that even Republicans wouldn’t let this fly, because it’s ridiculous.

What do other food bloggers have to say about it?

Tavis Smiley is going to become Tavis Frowney!

Your dick’s writing checks your heart can’t cash!

I’m stealing this to piss off trump supporters on my Facebook

omfg seriously

Let’s also not forget his whitesplaining to Effie Brown on Project Greenlight.

I’m sorry, but after this shit, nobody can say that these salty bastards aren’t just mad that a black man had power. You just can’t...