Don’t buy sets. Instead, look for individual pieces that actually fit your needs given number of people in your household, cooking frequency, type of food, etc. Also another good tip is to browse TJ Maxx / Home Goods stores for “second quality” pieces, where you can find All-Clad, etc at a significant discount.

Go to a liquor store and get a box used to ship bottles. The dividers are the perfect size for paper towel wrapped ornaments. When I was a kid and my parents sent me into the attic for Xmas decorations I didn’t have to look around. It was the box marked “Beefeater”.

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

How pissed do you get when people like me just sort of shamble around aimlessly in there?

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...

Working on it

It’s so frustrating, because this is exactly how harassment works. Serial harassers walk this not-so-thin line specifically to allow people to doubt their accusers.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

They couldn’t call it Drew Barrystore?

Right. Even if they’re going to go for a joke about her looks, at least go after the constant snotty expression — something that is a choice, and that she can change. She always looks to me like she’s suffering from a bad case of diarrhea, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a side effect of the evil.

Meaning if you are a nice girl who happens to be fat the message is you should be ashamed of yourself, because the person inside is never as important as how you look.

As a fat person myself, hearing fat jokes (about myself or someone else) doesn’t bother me at all. It’s easy comedy. I can’t speak for anyone else who might be hurt by these jokes though.

Sometimes you have to give the devil her due. For all his faults and complicity, Spicey never looked remotely comfortable having to be this administration’s Goebbels. But Huckabee is a natural, because she’s a stone cold sociopath.

Every time we comment or joke about someone’s appearance — when that has little or nothing to do with their job — we are A) being fucking shitty and B) taking away focus from the real issues : that they’re bad at their job, or just a trash person in general. I don’t care what SHS looks like. I care that she’s an inept…

I’ve never laughed at anything Chelsea Handler said. Never. I watched her youtube clip of going to a wedding in India... just more proof that she’s a racist, wilfully ignorant ass.

I don’t worry about Sanders’ self-esteem. What I worry about is the message it sends to others, particularly young girls: “everyone knows that being fat is a worse crime than defending a racist”. Meaning if you are a nice girl who happens to be fat the message is you should be ashamed of yourself, because the person…

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

I clicked on it. I suffered through it. It wasn’t funny.