I feel very confident that he was the anonymous Fox personality who texted CNN “I want to quit” not long ago.

I havent seen even a photo of Eve in a long as shit time, but damn she looks fantastic.

• Megyn Kelly said, “I know you play a jaded journalist...”

Welcome to 2010, AV Club.

Chris Hansen and a film crew, hopefully.

I live literally twenty minutes from the Gadsden Mall—it’s the mall I use when I’m forced to go to a mall (when Birmingham isn’t an option). And those stock mall photos Colbert used are WAAAAAAY too nice to double as the Gadsden Mall.

Listen, Hannity. I’m never going to take you seriously, and you’re never going to *get* serious, so do a favor for the rest of us, who have to see images or muted video of you:

Yes, but while Jay collects antique cars, Sean collects antique political and moral beliefs.

‘Sounds moronic’, you say?

Yeah, but he’s the Cream Soda/Pina Colada/Whatever fucking flavor the white freezie pops are that sat neglected in the freezer for 2 years and prevented you from getting good ones again because: “YOU STILL HAVE 40 IN THE FREEZER”.

Screw you, dad. I know you ate the blue ones. I counted them.

Are they running a countdown clock on screen for 24 hours?

Where exactly on that diagram is the Sheinhart Wig Company?

24 hours?!!?

How the Hell is he supposed to prove that? Produce pictures of him NOT feeling up a 14 year old?

When he’s dead. Not when she’s dead, because if she dies first he will continue bring her up whenever he needs to change the subject.

Jesus, he looks like he has no idea where he is or who he’s talking to.

I think you underestimate his limbo skills.

When, for the love of God, is he going to stop going on about Hillary?

Trump ate SHARK FIN SOUP at a state dinner in Vietnam.