They had student winners of “Academy Awards” helping bring out the awards; did some teenager already wreck his Hollywood career?

She is the real winner in this situation, huh?

Why is there even a “wrong” envelope?

hours

I know—such fuckery, but I was ready to be supremely disappointed at the La La Land sweep and then, a happy surprise!

Moonlight won the electoral college

It was the Russians.

It really bothers me Emma Stone won. She is talented but has never demonstrated any aptitude for a galvanizing performance to stand the test of time. What-the-fuck-ever.

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

The director replied back, saying that if we women really wanted equality, then we should realize we were getting equality by not getting the leather jackets.

I’m guessing someone jokingly called this guy Sisqo and every non-black person under 25 and over 50 believed them.

I don’t really like jazz. I am going to admit that in my 20's I pretended to like jazz to seem cultured, but now that I am in my 30's I am going to drop the pretense. But I do enjoy reading jazz musician bios on Wikipedia. Something about how they choose their instruments reminds me of superheroes choosing their…

He’s not allowed to delete this shit. Obama didn’t delete a single tweet, they’re historical records. Also saying that made me throw up.

Brittney is surprisingly good at shade. She also took Iggy Azalea down nicely. It’s not something I would expected from Brittney, but good for her.

So Katy Perry is a dick then.

The Katy Perry comment doesn’t make her look like kind of an asshole, it makes her look like a completely ignorant, bullying asshole.

A former roommate used to say “Don’t yuck on my yum.” It made me croak a little each time she’d say it.

Why don’t you go and teach the president how to be cool, then.

I’m sure he’ll be crushed when he finds out he doesn’t have your support.

@hamburgerhotdog: unfrozen caveman lawyer probably showers with water that's over 80 degrees, just because he's unfamiliar with the ways of our modern society.