I mean, all things considered, he’s not exactly wrong about this:

Money given in 2015...blames Covid in 2020.

Clock and balls

It’s a penis.

Here ya go (Disclaimer: Not my creation)

*Laughs in Steam catalogue of 372 games with 90% of games unplayed*

It continues to astound me how incompetent video game companies are that they can spend 4 years deciding whether a game should be first person or not and then take them another 4 years to crank out a shitty game that needed at least two more years to make....so 10 years potentially in production. I feel like it just…

You think at one point they could have pulled the camera back 10-20 feet to show you what the finished product looks like if you’re not 12 inches from it.

She makes it look cool. I would look like a circus bear.

“Please do not do that.” - Miyamoto reading this article

Yeah no.  Cyberpunk 2077 for $34 is a good deal but not from a shady as shit site like Eneba.  

Yeah no.  Cyberpunk 2077 for $34 is a good deal but not from a shady as shit site like Eneba.  

My dream is still alive. 

I prefer this version:

The menu was just pictures of the food? We found the first Denny’s!

If she is unstable respiratory-wise, narcotics will decrease her respiratory drive and effectively make her too comfortable to breathe. They would kill her. If she’s intubated, that’s different. If she wants to pursue intubation - an attempt at prolonging her life - she could then get narcotics, since the machine is…

Aaaaaand investing comes with risk. “Oh no! My investment didn’t pay off!” I, and the entire world, have more important things to worry about than a bunch of hedge funds getting twisted over something a few patches will fix. The witcher 3 launch was equally terrible, and now it’s one of the most beloved games of all…

A towing ship rated at towing 16 trillion tons, obviously.

im not sure if they got rid of it, but i’ve played a total of 8 hours now and I haven’t seen a single dildo pickup.

Honestly, Im super disappointed. Alot of ash trays though

I was able to claim it on the store on pc without a ps5. There is a different entry for ps5 that doesn’t show up in the store accessed through the ps4, but is through other devices as long as you have ps+

Metroid Fusion and Circle of the Moon were the better Metroids/Metroid-likes.