Waitwaitwait... I got this... *ahem*

It’s because of the metric system. They wouldn’t know what a dickwad is.

Dude this movie was confirmed before Infinity War came out

Too soon.

Who wants to tell him?

There are so many places to start, it might as well be a choose-your-own-adventure book at this point.

He made more than I do in...

Very classy of her not to play the flute and warp straight to Nationals.

If the mother’s income is sufficient to cover all of the household needs, that’s absolutely true.

The father’s chosen profession, however, introduces another problem: Streaming, if it’s ever going to amount to a “career,” requires a pretty hellish schedule in terms of being “on” for viewers. The average denizen of the…

So Rock beats Paper? Hat can't be right.

Showing just how relaxing life is when you don’t have to vacuum, obviously.

I call bullshit, no one can listen to a flock of seagulls in the car for more than three minutes before they’re overtaken by the urge to roll down the windows and share the story of a young heart with the world.

Unless you do it while driving. Thats the plastic birdbox challenge.

Seriously. Who wears a fucking beanie?

She needs a 10 year ban on driving. Someone who purposefully blinds themselves while driving several tons of metal towards people should lose that privilege.

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What’s your number?

I think this is being over thought.

I’m imagining a sketchy guy in an allyway with a trench coat lined with GameSharks.