That header pic is distracting.

It’s hard to be obese when you can’t feed yourself for a decade. Unless the staff was force feeding her like a goose, as well as raping her.

I think there might be a good fighting game in that video somewhere, but I can’t tell because of the 240p potato that it was recorded with.

China already has one. It's pretty great. 

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

Batman is an orphan?!?!?!?

Counterpoint: If your universe's best movie is Aquaman, you've done something horribly wrong with everything else to date. 

Seeing as cleaning the house feels like hell anyway, this is quite appropriate.

Do you just have all your games on the dashboard and not neatly organized in a folder?!?!?!?! Why is there a PS Now ad just chilling there and not immediately deleted?!?!?! How are they not, at the very least, alphabetized?!?!!?

My OCD is about to go apeshit....please immediately correct these actionable issues. This…

PIECE OF HARD WHITE PLASTIC THAT HE BROKE OFF WHILE WORKING W/ CRAFTS” - Just going to go ahead and say that this man was not actually working with crafts.

when it comes to discovering the mysteries of a tragically lost society of the ancient past, you cannot beat a dead horse.

“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”

They’re secretly preparing for the next product, for people that want a little more than kisses... Hershey’s- Just the Tip.

Why does every post on this blog end up an argument over tips?

Jesus that’s what the site looks like without uBlock?

Nothing beats a nice pair of sweater puppies!

After today one of its hands will be freed up, at least.

FFXIV has mochi pounding as part of the New Year’s event too.