OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

“Honey, what’s wrong...”

I hate cats of all sizes so I’m game. Although as a dog person, I am pro-wolf.

Ummmm didn’t people get “more affordable” health insurance that they pay for out of their own pocket? And health insurance companies still get to decide whether they will cover a procedure or not, correct?

Being covered by insurance =/= going to see the doctor

Are you assuming your sons gender?

No. Micro-Machines were amazing. Get out.

“Sometimes, they don’t say anything. They just sit there in silence. Like real life. That’s some next-gen shit.”

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I think Joel in the trailer was a figment of her imagination and this whole scene was her going to avenge his death, the game being just Ellie with some flashbacks of their relationship between the games.

You’re high right now, aren’t you?

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

Um, dude, I hate to tell you, but that’s not how catfishing works.

I’d still build a Tesla gun.

Yeah... no one “missed” Star-Trek-&-Furious though some people may have voluntarily stayed away.

Which only makes the story that much more inexcusable.

Most Japanese don’t even know what whitewashing *is.* It’s a virulently American offended-on-behalf-of-other-people phenomenon.

Hufflepuff, the dankest house.

Hufflepuff would always be the stoner house. Firstly, their name is Hufflepuff. Secondly, there’s a reason the herbology professor is in charge of them.