Whatever, Ghandi’s just going to nuke it all...

Hah, for a second there, I thought you were a comedy genius because you half-convincingly informed everyone that you’re avoiding having the American Civil War spoiled! (MAJOR SPOILER: The Union won. And Lee of course surrendered to Grant The Sword of the South. But not its soul...)

You’re still pretty funny though.

P.S.:…

With their dark skin and shifty eyes and foreign looking clo- holy fuck Nintendo!

Wow. That is super lame. You have to protect yourself against cheaters, and the publisher. Real nice.

Pretty good and you? Haha just kidding, I know how you are.

Hello Big Brother, how are you?

...unless he isn’t actually a pedophile, in which case an innocent man (or at least a man that is not a pedophile) is being denied his freedom and simple human contact.

I guess you think the fifth amendment is only for some people ?

༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ’’

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Absolutely.

This thing is 1 Commander Shepard away from being the Mako.

You do not understand intellectual property law.

Thank god, I’ve been waiting to use a PS4 controller on my NES for the last 30 years!

That’s not a hummingbird, that’s a Japanese White-eye or Mejiro (Zosterops japonicus). Hummingbirds are only found in the americas.

NOW it’s a sport ;)

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

People on hating men has nothing to do with women’s rights. We live in a society where it’s more socially acceptable to hate men then it has ever been. It probably doesn’t help men’s mental health to constantly have people tell them they are the scum of the Earth just because of their gender.