wait... did this old farmer become a cyborg, so he can dig out his raddish?

That is not perverted at all. I mean, we see a pretty lady (or handsome man) and think "wow, I would love to f*** her (or him)". Isn't that normal?
Perversions are IMO more extreme ^_^

I love negative humor/black humor. But isn't humor most of the time the fun of seeing someone fail? I think the old greeks once said that Tragedy and Comedy is the exact same thing - it hurts when it happens to you, but it's fun when it's happening to them.
Does this make me an evil person?

Forget Katy Perry. Look at that pretty japanese girl in the real kimono! I bet she smells lovely ^__^

your defiantly doesn't make sense! :)

I hate you!

I bow to your superior humour!

he's used to it. that girls is his girlfriend.

"Ching Chong invading my mentions..." is that Donatella Versace?

The full white army looks like a KKK special force.

lol

Rumble in the Bronx is in my top 5. That boys sister, the one in the gang, is pretty hot, which I just realised recently (watched it a month ago on netflix). lol. Way back in the days, I only had eyes for fancy kicks and crazy stunts.
If I had to choose one movie only, I would pick Drunken Master.

The sheer madness of hype after watching Jackie Chan movies when I was 6 (i'm 29 now) are my most treasured memories of childhood.

I wish we had love hotels in Plymouth, UK. I am a night manager in a hotel, and hate dealing with our guests complaining about our drunk and horny walk-ins. They arrive after midnight, order room service drinks, then complaint about high prices, then have loud messy sex. They don't even consider the possibilty, that…

i think he means: "... i hope they buff him. they nerfed him..."

proves that girls need to be treated like shit. sorry, bad joke

Thanks Obama!

No word of a lie, but my mother still makes the best fried chicken in this galaxy!

No paperbacks? Do I really have to buy a Kindle to read these?

how nice of you people to cover her jugs.