What's wrong with $15/month?

Is it weird that I immediately recognized your profile icon?

That's what the statue and book are for.

Oh yeah? What're they gonna do, call the internet police?

I think that might be 1,000,000 people that are playing the mod, not 1,000,000 copies sold.

This is why we need a way to show sarcasm in text. $But that'd probably be too hard to figure out$

I wouldn't hold your breath.

If it doesn't already it probably will in the future. But I'm guessing they'll need to release a XBO controller receiver for PC's just like they did with 360 controllers.

No, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were Shredder's henchmen.

Final battle? You mean that thing that never actually happened because it was all just a vision of a possible outcome of the future because Stephenie Meyer didn't have the balls to make anything actually interesting happen? That battle?

I was shocked when I read the article's title. Then I saw that this happened in Florida and the shock was somewhat lessened. Also, why is he being charged with AGGRAVATED child abuse? The kid shit it's diaper, they tend to do that. It's not like the kid yelled "Yo, fuckstick! I gotta dirty diaper!" and then through it…

For the same reason that this is.

I would like to point out that while you may have given a more textbook definition of "loli", it is NOT the accepted definition that has been adopted into the popular lexicon. The more widely accepted definition of "loli" reads as follows:

What kind of insane devil orgy is going on here?

Graffito? Oh god, it sounds like a shitty corn chip.