Mr. Yee, would you kindly put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.

Holy shit! It's Brainiac!

I agree that it's ridiculous to blame video games for people getting killed. But what if we're wrong and video games do teach people to kill? At least they're teaching us how to kill zombies, demons, rogue androids, terrorists, dragons, and evil overlords. They're teaching us how to save the world, and look awesome…

I was thinking judge dredd mixed with robo cop

And "dudebro" is a term used by douche bags to describe other douche bags.

Isn't that cute. The monkey thinks it's people.

Fuck you other people's kids? How about fuck you parents who think their kids are a gift unto humanity (i.e. this fucking author). You're shitball child is NOT special. It's NOT "award-winning", it's NOT "gorgeous", nor is it going to be a "genius". It's just as smelling, annoying, and generic as every other child.