I think I can explain.

But where was that spoon from? If it's not Sur La Table or Williams Sonoma I don't think you're really married...

Uses for a stone baby:

The Bjørn Identity.

They do it to get attention from dudes at parties I thought

Front mounted horse heads. You're not fooling anyone, asshole.

The lack of inclusion of a female lead in ANY Rockstar game is the turd in the punch bowl of a company that otherwise is very good at game design. Rockstar is pretty unabashedly terrible when it comes to gender and sexuality issues — even Red Dead Redemption (my favorite of their games, and probably the least bad in…

*crosses fingers*

Chronic Bitch Face is legitimately the most important skill a woman must learn living in New York City. When I first got there, I had my Midwest Pleasant Face on all the time, and I learned right quick that that shit is an open invitation for every creep, crazy and solicitor to be ALL up in your shit, ALL the time. …

Just booked a flight from Bushwick to Silverlake! So excited!

And is it true that the in-flight meal will be from Blue Bottle Coffee?