so a partial sentence gets turned into a 20+ minute, several million in CGI diversion that has zero bearing on the story? seems legit. NOT.

This seems appropriate.

I guarantee next year, the hottest download is someone editing the trilogy into one three-hour movie.

That's the movie I wanted. I WANTED A REAL HOBBIT MOVIE! *sobs*

He doesn't die in Sharpe, which is basically a meme in the fandom: "Sharpe is so badass he survived Sean Bean" etc. Besides, Boromir would have survived if he could have fired three rounds from a Brown Bess musket in any weather:

Set aside ten minutes and prepare to get weird. Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim:

It really needs some counter shading. Maybe just some darker colors in the crevasses. Because it rreally looks like a dick with a face and arms right meow.

I understand and appreciate your sentiments but I think you're doing a huge disservice to hyenas. They're actually very good hunters. And of course they're going to go for a weak animal, that's how it works. Calling them shitty, opportunistic, cheap shot assholes is kind of dumb and anthropomorphic.

There's a great National Geographic doc on Netflix about lions vs. hyenas called "Eternal Enemies" or something like that. There's one scene in particular that has a similar "spiritual" affect on me as this video. A lioness and all her cubs are bitten by a poisonous snake. The cubs die and the lioness wanders away…

I haven't watched this video in years. It still makes my heart beat faster and give me chills. There really is something spiritual to it. The instinct we all have for survival? The fact that we'd do anything for those we love? The hidden lions and crocodiles we all face in our lives? Whatever it is, thanks for…

Amazing restraint by guy with camera to just shut the fuck up while filming.

The best part is when JJ Watt comes flying in at 5:45 and blows Matt Stafford the hell up

So many heroes. But I loved that last Buffalo that finally risked his own life to scare off the last lion. I call that buffalo, "Jack Bauer."

I saw this when it first came out years ago. It was and is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

Your list is incorrect. Revised:

Once again, we have a headline that's terribly misleading. Barely any of these animals have hands.

What about the Original Trilogy Style version, Gizmodo?

But I spelled "foreva" correctly.