Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

My dad is the man.

Flowbee- I'm not one for as-seen-on-tv stuff but this thing, wow! Great haircut and nothing to sweep up. It's much better than clippers... No hair on my neck. I just wish the vacuum was a little bit more quiet.

An external battery. What- you don't already have one? You either are one of the lucky ones who don't use their phone ever/has really good battery life/has constant access to an outlet or you carry your wall charger around with you and are constantly hunting for a wall outlet.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

I feel like the rule needs to be: don't send dick picks when they're unsolicited, period. If you wanted a dick pick two hours into the date and he wanted to oblige, I don't see a problem (and sexting is hardly the death of Modern Woo...). It's the fact that it wasn't requested that made it inappropriate, not…

"Nice tities"

But you did need his sperm to conceive, carry and deliver

that's really nice of you to give your husband the courtesy of letting him be involved in the naming of your child

Ditto. Should have stopped here:

cean tides, lady parts, baby making, rape rape, BENGHAZI!!!!, HPV vaccinations, gay stuff, and brown people.

Sadly, I feel as though a lot of things may confound these folks. For example: ocean tides, lady parts, baby making, rape rape, BENGHAZI!!!!, HPV vaccinations, gay stuff, and brown people.

I like how Brian Kilmeade added something about being confused about why the torso was so big and the skirt so small, I don't know why that struck me as REALLY dumb and annoying but it does and he is.

So - it's not like they are taking any bathrooms out of circulation, right? It's just this one is gonna be labeled all genders.

Man, Lebron looks so young in that picture.

Can someone sum this up for me in a paragraph or less?