If you honestly see nothing wrong with a 30 year old ADULT texting, allowing full social media access to, and SENDING LINGERIE to CHILDREN then you’re part of the fucking problem

Elliot Page doesn’t owe you jack shit and can tell as much or as little of his own life story as he wishes. You have to be absolutely delusional to call him craven

Dude: You’re just afraid of men.

My favourite is always companies writing phrases to put on their adverts which have to sound both inclusive BUT just vague enough to not put off the rageaholics.

Do the youths not have the pleasure of having an Irish Catholic grandparent who yells 7 kids names until they finally get to the one they mean?

“You can never be woke enough—that’s the problem...It’ll eventually get to ‘straight white men are not allowed to talk.’”

Look bro, the woman’s right. I have known a few incredible dudes over the years but most of us are just, like, here. I do not envy the straight woman her lot in life.

“Honestly, I find myself wondering why the hell we’re still fighting over straight cis men (arguably the most unimpressive of our species) in the year 2023"

This drama is unfounded—she has every right to upsell. She did the work of digging through all the crap—because you know that to find 10 good pieces she probably waded through 1000+ items. You are not just paying for the item, you are paying for the thrifter’s TIME and EYE for style. All these haters certainly don’t…

As the Village Idiot, can I just say y’all are doing great, even the ones without eyebrows.

Honestly, the fact she’s in her 60's and TO THIS DAY people are confused and angered by her is priceless. She has never given a fuck and never will give a fuck about what anyone says. People have told her to sit down her entire career and it’s never worked and it never will.

So does your mom, DON. Now keep it moving, hater.

There’s no way conservatives are being sincere here, like.....they think it’s porn? Conservatives know what porn is. I’m so sick of being expected to take fundamentally unserious people at their word

Can we add Orville Peck to the collaboration as well? He’s always fun.

Can we please get Sam Smith & Lil Nas X to do a collaboration and make the appropriately raunchy video just so we can watch the aforementioned ‘haters’ really lose their shit? Please, Satan, erm Santa, please!

What does she have for proof about Allen’s actions?

It’s like in Truth or Dare when Madonna says Sean Penn was the love of her life.

Absolutely. That doesn’t mean she wasn’t in love with him. The two aren’t mutually exclusive, unfortunately.

“Pamela Anderson said her relationship with Tommy Lee might be the only time she was ever really in love.”

I’m curious if Jezebel is going to write about the Andrew Callahan allegations and subsequent apology. We do a lot of (appropriate) critique of “MeToo” apologies that are insufficient but I thought his marked progress and gave me a little bit of hope for what it would mean for my daughters to grow up in a world with…