I'm sorry to read your story. Thank you for sharing it.

Shit, bud. Sorry :/

I just finished watching Zoolander again an hour ago and how you could be turned on by them is beyond me but also super sweet somehow.

I am 13 and my boyfriend I are at a friend's house. It's a school night. We are in the friend's bed and a bit drunk. He sticks it in, then out, then in again. Repeat about 3 times. It hurts and I leave a blood stain on my friend's bed sheets, which he is totally cool with, yo. A few years later my de-flowerer wins a…

I'd like to just cut to the chase here, ladies, gents and everybody: Let's list our hates.

I like you.

I find that in the States, as well as in other countries - but more so in the States, women are required to have a positive outlook and demeanor.

"Hay, Hay. Robbie. Lemmetellyouasecret. Ur famous. *Hic*. Noboddy knowswhy but youar. HappyburthdayIlovyou."

I don't know you but I have warms feelings towards you too.

That's just a BIT too much like me and my mom. She loooves partying with us young 'uns and always gets super drunk and mooshy and gives sloppy kisses all around. I don't think it's a sexual thing, at least not with MY mom :<

I am pretty quick to jump on the Hate the Burners bandwagon and god knows I hate Star Wars but a couple I'm close to have such a cute love story that involves those two things that my hating heart melts.

Said it before, saying it again: Jezebel, let's not further promote body-shaming by republishing spreads such as this one here on Jezebel, even if it's in the interest of pointing out how egregious it is.

"Jennifer Lopez feels that she's not good at singing".

"On the final day of the Wrap, look a pigeon in the eye. It will tell you of its journey. You will be indescribably moved. Take a selfie."

Oh god no why did you do this to me.

I just photoshop me and my kitty together to see what our babies would look like.

I want to say words but all that comes out is blubber!

I had a joke but then Pedo Bear popped up in my head and I was like "Nope".

Let's see that family photo Anna! New York can never get too humid for me.

I just ate a kookie.