Too bad he's saving himself for OTAs. He could have just strangled it and bit the head off.

If you could encase any Kotaku writer in clear Lucite so you could look at them forever, which one would you choose? Is it Owen Good? IS IT?!

The same can be said about nearly every song on the first Jock Jams album.

Winner.

I'm pretty amazed and disappointed that Joe Montana and Jerry Rice got beat, but it's very impressive nonetheless. Congrats to him!

I love me some Eddie D!

Killing Marauder Shields was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Yeah, it seems sketchy. It's pretty obvious that he has fairly decent strength in his legs and lower back since he was able to stand up fairly quickly and without having to "lift off" with his arms. As someone who has a neurological disorder that sometimes requires a wheelchair, but normally allows me to walk, I know…

Goodnight, Sweet Billy.

Hahaha! Thankfully you can run most of them over.

I'm only playing the PC version casually, and between the PvP, Arkfalls, and storyline quests, I'm enjoying it. There are bugs, yes. The majority of them that I've found are group related (e.g. group invites not going out properly; being in a group, even though all group functionality disappears).

Or rather that Angry Birds Star Wars is on the N-Canon level. There are some games Like TFU and Knights of the Old Republic that are held on the same authority. But yeah, unless whoever is in charge of canon now says it's no longer true, Boba Fett is alive canonically speaking.

That's not true at all. Book canon and videogame canon are on two separate levels. Unless it's announced otherwise, Boba Fett surviving is official canon. They'll retcon it if they have to, like they have with other Star Wars novels (think all of Karen Traviss' Mandalorian stuff).

You know who else hates Stairway to Heaven? All surviving members of Led Zeppelin.

Still beats Stairway to Heaven any day of the week.

This finger looks suspiciously greasy to me...

Not really.

No, I haven't bought the game yet because I knew this would happen. I'm simply quantifying reactions that some people have. I'm not personally outraged because I don't have the game. I think, if anything else, people see this (A game they spent $60 on is not working, but it should) and their frustrations are amplified…

I think that "Could EA have handled this differently, or even better? Sure." is more of an understatement than anything. "Change!" is not the same as "You can't play the game because EA doesn't know how to keep the servers running that are needed to play the game."

Good Lord.