Shoot the J! Shoot it!

He's taking one for the team, and I salute him.

Man, I could go for a bag of Hot Fries right about now.

I think you mean "thousands of DVDs of squealing Japanese schoolgirls."

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN

It's a shame that Crecente doesn't work here anymore. I'd rate his hair 10/10 every time.

I highly doubt that. BioWare stated previously that the extended ending DLC would be free. I can't see them pushing out a robust multiplayer extension for free as well.

It seems you've reached a final solution to how you play your games. That must feel very embiggening.

Hot chili oil does it for me.

Don't feel bad. I stopped playing Oblivion and then picked it up again a year later. The good thing about the Elder Scrolls games are that you can get back into them fairly quick.

My guess is that they don't want to disappoint people who are hoping to see new consoles anytime soon. Considering all that Sony and Microsoft have done to extend the lives of their consoles, I wouldn't expect to see them released any time prior to Holiday 2013. That would be a huge letdown for lots of people if that…

Yeah, the rep for LucasArts said during the 1313 demo on SpikeTV that it was being run on a high end PC.

You turn into seven bats. Seven! Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Yep, had one for about a year after an accident. I'm really not sure what's worse: the burns you get from the shit if the adhesive isn't cut and placed right, or the adhesive itself. I'd rank it one of the most debilitating things that can happen to a person. It turns all of the easy things you do in life into…

She probably has enough shoes, already. Am I right, fellows?

Ah! Will do.

If you're gonna blur out her address, it might be smart to blur out the "321 Garland" that you have in the search box in the first image.

There are a bunch of Al-Qaeda informants that work with the CIA. I'm pretty sure none of them have ever been given medals or called heroes. They do it because they get paid tons of money.

Poorly worded and grammatically void. Posts like these are the lynchpin of Internet society.

I found a rare purple elite in Act III named "Haxxor." Our party had a good laugh at that.