NO! There is no cow level! The dead cow will tell you himself.

After a few weeks of playing sports games (MLB The Show being the latest) the start screen theme music just cuts through me like a knife. I feel obligated to start playing a game as soon as I can just so I don't have to listen to it for the 10,000th time. It's worse when it's the same year after year.

I love Bill Cosby: Himself. It's one of my favorite stand-up (sit down in this case) specials of all time. I laugh every single time when he gets to the part about serving the cake and then his wife comes down and sees everything. So good.

They did! I just looked at the box.

Oh, dear.

I saw an item on one of the Vendors in Act II that sold an item called "Wirts Bell" which is an obvious reference to the "Wirt's Leg" item that was needed to create the Secret Cow Level. Cost 100k gold, so I assumed that it was for a secret level portal. Glad my hunches were correct.

Really? The Diablo server status page shows that the Euro and Asian servers are up.

takes you to www.spawn.com/halo/

Every since I was little, I wanted to unleash swarms of frogs, locusts, and zombies upon my enemies. Not to mention plagues... Witch Doctor for me.

I fell for the rush scam a few times. It didn't take long until I wised up. A friend of mine who I went to school with used to scam quite a bit. He'd offer to "dupe" SoJs or Gol Daggers and I was amazed that people actually fell for that considering how much they were worth.

They say you can still see the imprint from his slip-ons on the surface.

Hard to believe that they've been cock-teasing this game at Blizzcon since 2008. I NEED IT NOW!

They announced the toys.

It sure screams "stranger danger!"

Not going to say that you were asking for it with that facial hair, but... yeah.

This was totally a double whammy. Within five minutes he had horse crap thrown in his face and was slapped by Peter Dinklage. He deserves another Emmy.

It's been done.

You mean like millions of other sites on the Internet?

If Space Odyssey was a three part Science Fiction movie with a massive following that was built up over the course of a few years, and all of the sudden, Stanley Kubrick decides to really half ass his ending, people certainly would have been more vocal. The best analogy I've found is from Return of the King, if Peter…

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