Ferrai execs are outraged about this...because if anyone is going to exploit the dead body of their founder for profit, it’s going to be them dammit.

“ Pretty sure that’s a Ferruccio, Dude.”

“which is buried in an above-ground family tomb”

Goddammit!!!! I said “steal A Ferrari” What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Get over it, Ferrucio.

I’ve heard of people trying to make a Ferrari clone, but I’m pretty sure even Corporate Concepts would say this goes a little too far..

Sergio wants to display it at a new Ferrari store in Vegas. $20 a head. And this way to the giftshop, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t forget your “I partied with Enzo in Vegas!” t-shirts.

I think I know what vehicle they used to try to get in to the tomb

It is said that old Ferrari bodies are unique, with no two being exactly alike. I can see why this one would be particularly valuable.

I first read this news on CNN a bit earlier so it is probably fake. 

Well....it’s the one Ferrari where you can’t reset the mileage.

“...investigators were clued to the heist by the copious amounts of smoke emanating from the coffin as the thieves attempted their getaway.”

I do, meet our track-Twingo.
Still a 1.2 4-cylinder, but a turbo’ed-one out of a later Megane, ECU mappable on the fly, too many upgrades and changes to list.

This is truth, that is car

It is actually fun to drive around town, super light (something like 875kg). OK on the road it’s a different story but this car is a perfect city cars. My mum had one and I loved to trash it in Paris back in the day.

The old Twingo I was considered a pretty nifty car when it first came out in the 90s. Remarkable packaging, and not a penalty box, by the standards of the day. Why you’d want to import one is beyond me, though, as all the things that made it the right answer in its native European habitat back then (small footprint…

Yes! However, I can wait awhile longer and get a 2000 or newer model with the 1.2L 16 valve four, as well as airbags and more body-color trim. And maybe an Avantime while I’m at it.

that is the happiest damn car i’ve ever seen

Date of introduction is almost 25 years ago. Spring of 1993 I believe, although it might’ve been earlier in France. So wait 1.5-2 years and you can start importing.