He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

USMNT hands down. Supposed deepest team ever, rigged qualifying system to help them make the World Cup, playing against Mexico and a bunch of banana republics, and still botched it.  While the entire world watched and laughed.

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh

That dad’s name? Lavar Ballsworthington

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

And that’s when Werth decided on a new career, returning to Philly as the gritty mascot of the Flyers.

It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.

My dad “accidentally” uses the accent of the culture whose food we are eating at a restaurant. Indian, Mexican, Vietnamese. And that’s less embarrassing than this loss.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

“Sean, you know what tomorrow is, right?”

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

To Starz:

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

I get it. Tom Brady is the man’s best friend.

Users were just downloading it the wrong way.