Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

It’s a reward for reading the entire article.

“Todd Howard pretended to play an invisible tuba.”

Your turn, Nintendo

Finally, the trade war with China has helped an American worker.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

It’s no surprise that a guy who couldn’t read defenses also can’t read basic scientific facts.

Obligatory

Uncharted = Firefly

I do believe the USA finished this World Cup undefeated, thank you very much.

What has happened to our country? We used to celebrate British defeat.

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Wait, you could plug this thing to the 360?

So are the London Drugs some Canadian expansion team?

Spain does everything right, Busquets even throws his head at the ball. You just can’t stop him.

If you don’t love me at my

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.